Empress Catherine II of Russia, is not just one of the greatest rulers in history.
She was also a free-spirited woman who lived, reigned, and loved like the men of her time.
At the very least, she is credited for entertaining around twenty ‘official’ lovers….and many unofficial ones.
Huzzah!!!!
Catherine did not, as popularly rumored, die while attempting to have s3x with a horse.
However, her real life was way more interesting.
She had twelve well-known affairs, illegitimate children, and made lavish gifts to her consorts.
She once gave one of her beau’s more than 1,000 servants!
Its been implied, that Catherine’s first lover, the spirited Serge Saltykov, was put in Catherine’s bed by the Tsarina herself, Elizabeth I.
For Catherine, Saltykov was just the first in a long line of male conquests.
Catherine did not only have a famous sexual appetite, but was also a passionate lover – even if she never remained infatuated with the same man for long.
The men she chose were all the same, beautiful, intelligent, and increasingly younger with the passing years.
Did she parade fully erect guards in front of her, as one of the many rumours about her says?
Probably not.
However, she was a woman with an overflowing sex drive.
In one of her letters, she admits to having an insatiable appetite!
Once she had her sights set on a potential suitor, she first had her doctor thoroughly examine him.
After, she tested his physical prowess, with one of her ladies-in-waiting.
If the report was positive, the lucky man was given an apartment adjoining Catherine’s bedroom, so she could have him whenever she wished.
In 1778, one of her lovers, the handsome Alexander Lanskoy, died suddenly from an attack of diphtheria.
Some say his death was actually from abuse of aphrodisiacs trying to satisfy the empress!
However, Catherine would soon find a new, greater love with Plato Alexandrovich Zoubov, her last favorite.
He was twenty-seven, and she was sixty-five!
One legend claims that Catherine had a debauchery room set up in her apartments.
An erotic cabinet was filled with naughty items, that would have allowed her to satisfy her hottest s3xual fantasies.
Among other things, Catherine had an old table that was sculpted with very explicit motifs: turgid rods, breasts, and jets of sp3rm
Another item is a chair.
A very, very rude chair….
A chair that i cannot possibly show the details on here!!
One image has the devil enjoying a meal of lady taco, sculptures of ladies eating man meat, and muliple lady gardens airing themselves!!
The horny goddess of filths naughty furniture, is believed to have been destroyed during WWII.
The only remaining proof of these erotic furnishings, are the photographs taken by German soldiers
Here is the link if you want to see the ‘intricate details’ lol.
🤭 Catherine II by J.B.Lampi 1780s
Kunsthistorisches Museum.
